Category: lifestyle
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Kids’ birthday parties suck!
Whether it your own or somebody else’s… I don’t care! They suck! The screaming, the mind shattered wired as fuck laughter, the inevitable tears, it all sucks! Now, this was bad enough when it was my own, but these aren’t even mine! These are my boyfriends kids, and the pain is real! I do this…
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How many times is acceptable to refill the bath?
I’m on to my third refill! Well, kind of! Semi refill! I only let out some of the water! There’s a knack to this I think. For me I cover the plug with my feet whilst running the hot tap. That way, the hot water doesn’t get sucked down. That’s my logic! I’m using it.…
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Talking about ourselves … nobody gives a shit!
So many stories of, this is my story. Nobody actually cares 😶 Unless you are going to make somebody more powerful, wealthy or beautiful, nobody cares. Or alternatively, fit the ‘it’s ok not to be ok’ positivity bracket (the broken person’s crutch I call it), nobody cares. And yet we still do it, because there…
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Prince harry spare statement and now taliban holding British men. Coincident much?
Perusing through the news and I’ve read and article that talisman in Afghanistan are holding three British men, two of which since January. Now, I may be being quite clinical here, however I can’t help but wonder if Harry’s book spare has ruffled enough feathers and is at all partly responsible. He talks a lot…
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Virtual Reality Porn!
The long and short of it. The short of it …. My boyfriend loves porn He has recently discovered virtual reality porn I hardly get any sex now and I have totally gone off it …. with him I’m in a shit sex relationship! I’m angry. Pissed off. And filled with rage! The long of…
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Spa etiquette
Let’s talk spa etiquette! I’m not even sure how to say this or even where to begin. I find it truly tragic, hilarious, and embarrassing that this even has to be said! No massaging men in the steam room! 🤦🏼♀️ This immediately tells me that you are likely a bit insecure, probably slightly possessive and incredibly…
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Does anyone else leak water from their fanny after a bath?
I love a good bath. I like it deep, hot and bubbly. This is one of life’s luxuries and I adore the time to relax 😌 However! Following a bath, getting ready for the day and all that good stuff, I have taken my dog for his morning walk and lord behold, it appears I…
Telling it how it is 