Spa etiquette

Let’s talk spa etiquette! I’m not even sure how to say this or even where to begin.  I find it truly tragic, hilarious, and embarrassing that this even has to be said!

No massaging men in the steam room! 🤦🏼‍♀️ This immediately tells me that you are likely a bit insecure, probably slightly possessive and incredibly desperate.😕

Don’t chase women from steam room to sauna to jacuzzi.  The above applies.☝️

Everyone can see it, we talk about it when you leave and take valueless bets against one another at the outcome which usually results in either the man scoring for a shag (but thats it cos the interest stops there) or the women scoring for  couple of drinks before literally vanishing.

Each to their own of course, but note, this is cringworthy behaviour.

Value yourself 😁

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